[ It is possible one of his housemates has moved the the crochet bag of dicks, but he doubts it. Pyrrha seems to find them funny, Augustine probably thinks it's fitting, Big Bird seems to primly ignore John's wilder decorating decisions and Mercy is still sulking in the attic. The bag of dicks is one of his closest friends, right about now. ]
Every time I don't stab the ocean I look at that bag of dicks and say, wow, I am clearing this bar so well right now.
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[ It is possible one of his housemates has moved the the crochet bag of dicks, but he doubts it. Pyrrha seems to find them funny, Augustine probably thinks it's fitting, Big Bird seems to primly ignore John's wilder decorating decisions and Mercy is still sulking in the attic. The bag of dicks is one of his closest friends, right about now. ]
Every time I don't stab the ocean I look at that bag of dicks and say, wow, I am clearing this bar so well right now.