constantly sending upset pining looks at the Sixth over meals OR unconvincingly pretending to be chill when they're around
eats a lot of meals with Flynn, always trying to make him laugh
early-month:
briefly sending upset pining looks at Aizawa over meals
seems flustered by Dax whenever she leans across the breakfast table to him
can be caught setting up a party with skeletal raccoon servants (Dax helped)
spent half the party flirting hideously with Qrow, who challenged him to strip bone pong. they were spectacularly, comedically bad at this. John changed the rules like five times. they both got down to shirtsleeves and then conspicuously fucked off into the woods for a while. came back covered in nettles and cactus spines and looking distinctly sheepish.
mid-month:
avoiding Yuri's eye at mealtimes. Yuri is doing the same
Gideon is constantly at his heel OR irritably asking where he went. she is staying in his room but he seems to give her the slip enough that she's pissed off about it
early-month:
abruptly becomes VERY awkward around Dax, flustering at any casual touch
mid-month:
spends a few days unable to use his left hand and trying to hide it
avoiding public spaces. being dismissive and distant. drinking a lot towards the end of the month.
late-month:
exhausted and ragged-looking near the end. looks at Dax and the Sixth either not at all or way too much.
Alex storms to slap him in the parlor and they argue abt their sex life in front of god and everyone
Darin does some loud and violent property damage in the John-Gideon room
BINGO CODE
CYCLE 3
AUGUST
- He gives Ariane Annabel Lee and she teaches him the poem from The King in Yellow.
- Emerald leads him back to town.
- Aizawa is patient with him.
John gets his ass kicked by a mechanical bull.- Yuri buys him a drink about it.
- Palamedes is amused.
- Flynn is very kind.
- Cam shows him up.
John stands around in the graveyard being weird about the skeletons.- Palamedes is fascinated.
- Aizawa is sensible about it.
- Martin is unnerved.
- John goes to the diner to bond with locals.
- He watches Alec trip an NPC.
John stumbles into a John 20:8 memshare with Cam and Pal. Pal nearly dies; John heals him.John hears the story of the Infinite Man with a young Qrow.
John attends the desert cactus party.
SEPTEMBER
John tells Dax about necromancy and learns about her symbiont.
OCTOBER
John reinvents skeleton constructs and rescues Flynn from being buried alive.
- John spooks Cece with the skeledog.
John posts to the bulletin board about water purification.- John spooks Twin-Gi with magic.
- John introduces Yuri to his skeledog.
- John heals Alec's arm and asks for bone jokes.
Doublemedes confirms that John is God, and hints at the girl John is pining for.- John plies Cam and Pal for information and gently pets their hair.
DDax pours John a drink.- John keeps DDax's bones.
John is taken beneath the graveyard and remembers being God.The King Undying arrives. He has a score to settle with Cam and Pal. Aizawa, Dax, and Alec are collateral damage.
extremely serious cr chart
HAPPENINGS
CYCLE 4
NOVEMBER
- John offers to heal Aizawa and is rejected.
- Cam and Pal know who John is.
- Flynn gives John a speech about godhood.
- John and Qrow hook up in the bathhouse.
- John and Emerald get drinks.
Everyone adjusts to the new setting.- John talks lore with Cece.
- Loki receives some new-arrival info.
- John meets Darlington and gets him oriented.
- John meets Baltar and shows him some necromancy.
The bathhouse is cursed.- John has a weird experience with Yuri in the baths.
- John and Loki get a little too vulnerable in the baths.
- John and Ariane vibe in the baths.
John meets Gideon, takes her to lunch, and gives her a sword.John announces a party on the bulletin board.
- John heals Aizawa's eyes.
- John meets Estelle and tells her about bone people.
- John watches his own memory-ghost with Dax.
- John watches a memory-ghost of demonic torture with Darlington.
- John makes up stories with Min-Gi.
- John discovers Olympia is divine.
- John talks about plant necromancy with Palamedes.
- John plays strip pong with Qrow.
- John interrupts Pal and Cece at a seance.
- John wanders the woods with Baltar.
The bathhouse continues to be cursed but this does not stop John.- John confesses godhood fears to Dax.
- John dances around guilt with Darlington.
- John gets horny with Aizawa.
- John gets existential with Min-Gi.
John begins undertaking the sword trial.- John loses and regrows a hand with Flynn.
- John is trapped in vines until Estelle saves him.
- John sees creepy eyes with Pyrrha.
- John rescues Martin from eyes.
John watches a memory-ghost of seduction with Estelle.John meets Salem's memory-ghost with Ruby.
There is a new party and feast at the Staywell.
extremely serious cr chart
THE JOSSIP COLUMN
- constantly sending upset pining looks at the Sixth over meals OR unconvincingly pretending to be chill when they're around
- eats a lot of meals with Flynn, always trying to make him laugh
early-month:- briefly sending upset pining looks at Aizawa over meals
- seems flustered by Dax whenever she leans across the breakfast table to him
- can be caught setting up a party with skeletal raccoon servants (Dax helped)
- spent half the party flirting hideously with Qrow, who challenged him to strip bone pong. they were spectacularly, comedically bad at this. John changed the rules like five times. they both got down to shirtsleeves and then conspicuously fucked off into the woods for a while. came back covered in nettles and cactus spines and looking distinctly sheepish.
mid-month:DECEMBER
Cursed mistletoe appears around the Staywell.
- John kisses Estelle on the hand.
- Yuri punches John and then kisses him.
- John flusters under the mistletoe with Dax and they share a soft platonic kiss.
- John and Palamedes share the most awkward kiss known to man or God.
Voices in the aurora whisper John's titles.- Estelle is flustered around John, but very supportive.
- Flynn holds John's hand about it in the snow and kisses his knuckles under the mistletoe.
- John listens to voices on the walkie-talkies with Dax and Aizawa.
Everyone adjusts to the cold weather.- John patches up Alex after she's injured by Lads. She tells him she thinks the jamjar is in her head.
- John admires Alec's gory artwork. They bond quietly. Alec asks John to look at his brain; Alec faints and John is kind to him.
- John meets demon Darlington.
Cursed mistletoe continues.- John kisses Alex under the mistletoe. Still thinking he's not a real person, she uses him for sex. He is on board with this.
- John kisses Loki under the mistletoe. Loki takes him to bed.
- Martin kisses John under the mistletoe and flusters about it.
The first Wellstone Tournament begins.- John fights Cam at the tournament.
- He comforts Olympia about her double.
- He talks to Flynn about his reputation.
A snow curse freezes victims.extremely serious cr chart
12/12: it escalated
12/24: like a lot
THE JOSSIP COLUMN
- going out into the woods with Flynn a lot, coming back rumpled and sometimes holding hands. mentions "riding lessons"
- Gideon's hiatus statue is in his room holding a sword
mid-month:- Estelle eagerly told everyone she seduced him, noted on the bulletin board it was "not in a sex way"
- Aizawa claimed on the bulletin board he ~used his sex magic on John~
- a mysterious anonymous source on the bulletin board claimed John had evil seduction powers. John did not take this very seriously
late-month:JANUARY
- John and Aizawa talk about Gideon.
Alec tells John that Hijack and DDax tortured him. John begins targeting doubles.- John tries to kill DDax. They have sex about it. She gets away.
- John kills Hijack.
- John kills Olympia's double.
- John tells Alec that his double has been taken care of.
- John kills DoubleYuri.
- Gideon confronts John about his hand.
Everyone tries to keep things calm.- John talks with Cece about her double.
- John tells Olympia her double is dead.
- John retrieves supplies with Diluc.
DoubleJohn heals Emerald's eye.John excludes Gideon from the urgent or unpleasant murders.
- John helps Loki fight and kill his double.
- John kills Kid Cece.
- John tries to kill DDax and is almost tricked into killing the real Dax.
John is becoming very unpopular.- Yuri comes after John. Gideon fights on his behalf.
- Alex confronts John about all the murder.
- Darin attacks John after Pal's investigation.
- Flynn talks to John about Dax.
- John tries to apologize to Dax.
The month ends with oppressive tension in the snowed-in hotel.HAPPENINGS
THE JOSSIP COLUMN
- Gideon is constantly at his heel OR irritably asking where he went. she is staying in his room but he seems to give her the slip enough that she's pissed off about it
early-month:- abruptly becomes VERY awkward around Dax, flustering at any casual touch
mid-month:- spends a few days unable to use his left hand and trying to hide it
- avoiding public spaces. being dismissive and distant. drinking a lot towards the end of the month.
late-month:CONTENT
CONTENT
CYCLE 5
FEBRUARY
- John meets Astarion and gets hit on.
- John meets Krouse and Noelle.
- John meets Ryouma and they drink together.
- John meets Blythe and loves her energy.
- John teaches Gideon how to pet a dog.
John handles the fallout of his January decisions.- Cece slaps John.
- John and Emerald get drinks.
- John has awkward conversations with Flynn in the bath.
- John has awkward conversations with Yuri among rumors.
- John has awkward conversations with Estelle with Gideon present.
- John and Ariane talk about Hijack.
- John and Alec talk about murders.
John and Gideon fight eldritch bugs, and he tells her the truth.There is a masquerade at the Staywell; John wears a jackal mask.
- John helps Gideon get ready for the dance.
- Cece dances with John.
- John and Loki figure their shit out.
After midnight, the sex pollen drops.- John pets Flynn's bunny ears.
- Alex jumps him, this time in public.
- Darlington tests his claws against John.
- John hooks up with Ryouma and Loki.
- Everyone makes Astarion happy at the feast.
John helps Alec unlock his power.THE L-WORD CHART
MARCH
APRIL
CYCLE 6
MAY